This is Tristan, speaking on behalf of the almighty Kyra (who currently has a sticky substance on her keyboard. Goat semen, no doubt. ) Kyra is a classy motherfucker who thoroughly enjoys hopscotch and leisurely stripping. She steals money from local orphanages and loves kicking elderly people in her spare time. This is totally true, and definitely not another one of my pathetic attempts at ruining her life. The End.