This is Tristan, speaking on behalf of the almighty Kyra (who currently has a sticky substance on her keyboard. Goat semen, no doubt. ) Kyra is a classy motherfucker who thoroughly enjoys hopscotch and leisurely stripping. She steals money from local orphanages and loves kicking elderly people in her spare time. This is totally true, and definitely not another one of my pathetic attempts at ruining her life. The End.
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elkane
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
my head hurts
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kolmikaeslon
“I had a baby out of wedlock. The shame.”
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thatgwenchick
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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trapbelly
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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thecapn
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
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paradeofthesun
Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.
A+ acting, would cackle again.
I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.
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yesimbeyonce
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
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bloodygifs
Requested by Anonymous
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getthegirlbuddy
Delena per episode in season 4
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itsdamonsalvatorebitches
If you think there is anything cuter than this, you are wrong
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rneerkat
u think people under age of 13 shouldnt blog?/ my first word was “reblog” so u better let ur punk ass think about that before sayin stupid stuff again
Tonight is prom. I’m not looking forward to it. I can’t even go anywhere afterwards. I don’t feel like remembering how alone I am there anyways. Maybe Abby and Nhia will make me feel better. I don’t know. I don’t have anything I’m grateful for right now, but I’ll try to make the list later. I just really don’t want to go to prom. I don’t think I’m going to have a good time.
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thats-slightly-raven
I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.
I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.
I hate you
